we have officially lost it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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