opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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