Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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