Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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