i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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