I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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