we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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