i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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