redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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