Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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