have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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