will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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