Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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