I should be sponsored by Trojan
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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