I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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