i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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