Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
