I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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