Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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