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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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