oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
