that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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