i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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