were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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