Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
