he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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