I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
