Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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