So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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