They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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