People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
soo... how was my night?
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