I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
