And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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