I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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