how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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