And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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