I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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