He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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