I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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