I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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