He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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