so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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