i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
