Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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