I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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