then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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