So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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