Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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