Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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