The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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