That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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