Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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