seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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